Very cute. Shy ancient sword spirit is too sweet

A bit rushed. I wish there was more of the ml and fl relationship, it was really cute

Super cute, honestly, I’m with the commenters, it should be longer!!

So sad but so sweet at the same time (ml is so conniving I love him)

It is so funny to think that ml thinks mc is the most beautiful creature alive, meanwhile she is just not. He’s over there swooning... more>> over her beauty while she is literally rolling in dirt and honestly? Good for them. <<less

Leonardo: “Did you know about this?”... more>>

Lionel: “Well, she’s been saying it for years now. What am I supposed to do, not support my daughter’s dreams?” <<less

So s*upid, so so so s*upid, I love Joyce she is perfect and deserves the world. The way she unknowingly badmouths the king right to his face, and yet still manages to seduce him??? Joyce is too powerful, Sean didn’t stand a chance. ... more>>

Also, a dragon king who is beloved and feared in equal measure being named Sean is really funny to me. <<less

ml is really cute in this. He’s a big ol puppy dog. He’s over there like “My Empress?? A schemer?? Impossible! If she just asked me for my seat, she’d be the Emperor!” Meanwhile the Empress is over there eating melon seeds, listening to the Emperor’s thoughts, thinking that he’s silly and enjoying that fact, also thinking “f*ck no I don’t want to be the Emperor.”... more>>

Great story, 10/10 <<less

I don’t even read this for the smut, I just think Etasha and Blood’s relationship is really funny.

The writing style jives very well with my brain. It’s satisfying to read. Also, it’s funny, and I love how confident the MC is throughout.... more>> It’s refreshing.  <<less

The writing style jives very well with my brain. It’s satisfying to read. Also, it’s funny, and I love how confident the MC is throughout.... more>> It’s refreshing.  <<less

Ji Yan is s*upid. I like that in a man.

Ernis and Willacliff are actually really cute. I really like that Willacliff has been stalki- I mean, keeping his crush safe for so long. I love that Harris and Kilt both spill all the beans but Ernis never realizes his hubby’s obsessively possessive of him. They are a wonderful match, Ernis wants to stay inside all day and read books and look at his husband and Willacliff wants Ernis to stay inside all day and read books and look (only) at him. I think Ernis is kind of silly. I think Willacliff is absurdly silly. Harris is wonderful. So many of the side characters are extremely loveable, despite not being shown for long. ... more>>

Honestly though, the lengths Willacliff went to to get his man are amazing. Small child met an even smaller child and immediately told everyone that he was going to marry that smaller child. He definitely made one of those wedding scrapbooks that young women make that portray their ideal wedding ideas. He made it as a small child and has only been adding onto it since, thus why it has expanded to fifteen volumes by the time Ernis actually marries him. Willacliff is so funny to me, he’s such a wolf in puppy-dog’s clothing slowly devouring a kitten who is distracted playing with yarn and doesn’t actually know that wolves exist. Also, Willacliff remembered Ernis’ favourite book and he let Ernis dress masculinely because dressing femininely made Ernis uncomfortable and he let Ernis take walks around the castle even as he was plotting how to trap him in his room and never let him leave and he almost point-blank tells Ernis how weird and offputting and strange he is, but only during s*x so Ernis will be too distracted to understand.

Hilarious. <<less

This affected me on such a deep level for some reason. 

Honestly thought he would carry her severed head with him, but like. Carrying her soul and a satchet apparently with her hair in it… that’s... more>> pretty close, I guess… <<less

“Short and sappy” is correct, but sometimes you just want something sappy ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ 

Fu Nan Wei: living his best life... more>>

Pei Ning: constantly and consistenly in a state of panic <<less

Jiang Zao trying to kidnap her boyfriend from the horror instance is amazing. Gu Mo Chi going from a blank, emotionless monster to a puppy... more>> boyfriend is wondrous. 11/10. <<less

Part 2... more>>

Gu Mo Chi may not remember his wifey, but he certainly remembers that she is HIS wifey, NOT anyone else’s. Jiang Zao having amazing stamina because he pushes her every night and she had to work to keep up. Jiang Zao knows the weak point of monsters because he told her. Jiang Zao knows that she needs to be proactive to win and isn’t as afraid because he asked her to spend the night with him then made her watch horror romance movies. 

I love them. <<less

Shen Wan Xing was too good for her first husband. “The classics never explain how to give birth.” God I love her.

MC and her husband and her husband’s wife, all of whom love each other very much, and Fifth, who was totally down to marry her... more>> if she wanted.  <<less

Very accurate title. I love him

FL being dumb but loveable is so good. ML really went “psh, I have to protect this child, this incompetent spy, the absolute worst, I... more>> am going to feed her and sleep with her and I think she should be Empress-“  <<less

Meng Ting outing himself to his crush by thinking he’s his boyfriend and then having camera rolls of photos of him is the funniest inciting... more>> incident of all time probably. <<less