Bringing Along a Ball and Hiding from Foreign Devils

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Ren Zhouyuan, who loves to study Chinese culture since childhood, has never imagined that his own life would one day be subverted by a foreigner.

Not only do these foreign devils not love the Chinese, but they also scoff at him, looking at his eyes like watching a fool.

After getting drunk, Ren Zhouyuan is for no reason pregnant with a ball, and actually gave birth to a child as a man. This kid is blonde; almost do not have to verify who he is from the “handwriting.”

Ren Zhouyuan does not want to make that arrogant foreigner part of his life, but after fate tied them tightly together again, he found that there was a big difference between this man and the arrogant fighting nationality he imagined.

Leonid: Honey, what does ” Jijiwai Wai*” mean?
Ren Zhouyuan: Refers to people like you
Leonid: But I’m not chirping ah …

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BABHFD
带球躲洋鬼子
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RainhaBranca
RainhaBranca rated it
July 14, 2024
Status: Completed
Great story. Once I started reading, I couldn't stop. I recommend it to anyone who wants to read something light and fluffy with romance.
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Adriana28
Adriana28 rated it
December 31, 2022
Status: Completed
Btw HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE...

ohhh! Have to say this story was quite to my liking with a bit of angst and a lot of fluff and misunderstandings.

I enjoyed reading this story quite a bit as I was reading an another story at the same time but got so engrossed reading it that I had to quit the other one.

Would have to agree on a comment saying, the misunderstanding could be solved very earlier but if it would have been that way the story would be a bit... more>> short and simple.

I loved their kid, (an an) he was a sweetheart, loved him.

And the ML ohh I liked him as well and about MC he had a bit of weak character according to my taste but still he was ok.

ML was such a caring sweetheart if only fu future unknown lover would be this sweet and caring! I could die while laughing and smiling in my sleep.

Anyway overall it was a nice story would surely recommend it u all, it's a nice story do u could skim through it.

Thanks for the hard work done by the author and translators but plz do translate it completely. <<less
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Erudite.Cielo
Erudite.Cielo rated it
July 27, 2021
Status: Completed
I loved reading this story. It's just the MC has a very deep insecurity and there are a lot of misunderstandings that happened. I'm glad all of it was resolved in the end. (^v^)
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zuzuo3o
zuzuo3o rated it
June 14, 2021
Status: Completed
its very fluffy with lot of misunderstandings in start glad they sat and discussed about it, ML took intiative and they both agreed to talk about it instead of causing silly misunderstandings

an an is cute 🥺lovely baby

liked how ML took care of MC during 2nd pregnancy

... more>> ML's family is so cute and adorable~

mc's both frnds are lovely (ML was eating jealousy of one of frnds hehe)

ML gave confidence, courage to both our MC and anan

poor natasha was used by ML's family to promote ML and MCs ship >~<

where will ppl find such precious frnds as fang 🥺

poor ron stayed single till end 😝 <<less
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Kaylee
Kaylee rated it
April 28, 2021
Status: Completed
It's a very sweet story and short. What's interesting is the author used foreigner as ML identity.

I felt it was a long story with how the author wrote the early chapters of MC and his son and MC's fear of being known by ML. But after ML found out about his son, and MC told him the truth, it was a roller coaster!

It's a bit pity, that the author didnt utilize the love rival to the utmost, so this problem felt so flat.

Overall, it's a really interesting story.
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Ritu
Ritu rated it
May 29, 2018
Status: --
Beautiful story.. Only a few chapters have been translated yet but I'm already in love. It goes a bit into a psychology of parents with mixed children and the things mixed children suffer through. I pity the MC and his child. Hope things get better for them and they manage to stay strong and face all everything with strength.
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catpee207
catpee207 rated it
May 6, 2025
Status: Completed
3 stars is generous. Both the ML and MC are annoying.

It is like the author wanted a straight story but with 2 guys. Sure, the tag says mpreg, but if you replace all the male pronouns with she/her there would be no dissonance. I have read other mpreg stories where this was not the case. Even with mpreg, you would know these are 2 guys. This story?? Nahhh the author had no motivation

I just skimmed the last 10 chapters.

I like the translator, though. Went to great lengths to make all... more>> the chapters available <<less
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wuliao23
wuliao23 rated it
August 31, 2024
Status: Completed
4/5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐

A nice modern day novel about two male leads that had a past fling together who suddenly meet again and eventually establish a heartwarming relationship after overcoming/facing their insecurities and flaws.

I would recommend this novel if you're looking for a modern day read with a cute bun and imperfect human beings.

... more>> Personally, I enjoyed reading this story because I wanted to read something set in modern times without any showbiz involvement. The MC's son was also a cute bonus.

I admire the MC's character because despite his insecurities that he felt pulled him back, he would also move forward without hesistation when it came to providing a better life or education for his son (for example,
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letting his son continue taking classes at Vichy despite the possibility of the ML finding out about their son son

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I think the ML's character complements the MC because if he wasn't the one that took initiative to mending their relationship, given the MC's previous impression about their past, we would've probably never see them progress from strangers to lovers. I also liked that the ML is a family man and not only tried to mend his relationship with the MC but also with his son. There was one big mistake the ML did but he eventually acknowledged his wrongdoings and how bad his thoughts were and was forgiven by the MC. I'm also glad the author resolved it in that manner because I could've also seen it turning out badly, such as the MC giving in or the MC&ML just shoving the matter under the carpet and ignoring it.

Lastly, although there was 3 different translators for the novel, the translation was mostly done really well and it was easy to read. However, in ch 22-50, there were quite a lot of grammatical errors and words being used in the wrong part of the sentence which did disrupt the flow of the reading a bit. However, the translation was still readable and during the more emotional/intense parts of the novel, the grammatical errors didn't effect my reading too much.

Overall, I'd recommend this novel if you're looking for a modern day read with a cute kid that does have a strong presence in the story and 2 male leads that don't start off with a perfect relationship but eventually resolve their conflicts through communication and have a happy life together. <<less
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ntww12
ntww12 rated it
August 3, 2024
Status: Completed
Its a simple story that is rather short about MC meeting the father of his child after 5 years. The plotline moves very fast.

Initially MC is scared of returning to the place where it happens, then he finds himself working at the company ML established. MC tries to hide the existence of his child but fails and suddenly ML is like “Oh I know already about the child” (Which is a highly invasive plot point whereby ... more>>
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his company staff actually kept the child’s blood to run a DNA test after the child got injured at the workplace. Like wtf??? Invasive and so wrong???

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) and the ML makes the MC and child live together with him.

The romance felt lacking to me with ML not really confessing his love to MC till much later when MC questions his motives. Both of them are so awkward somehow.

The ML is also really annoying to me when he
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tampers with MC’s birth control and the cond*ms just cause he wants a child but MC didn’t want one at first.

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The ML later learns his lesson and apologizes and is sincere but this plotpoint just made me dislike the ML so much.

The family members trying to push then together with Natasha is also really dumb.

This story could’ve been better but the forced drama made me meh.

The child AnAn is honestly the best part of the novel.

As for translation, the 1st translator is great! Shy shy is also great. The other one is only okay. Its understandable. <<less
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AerynJay
AerynJay
June 22, 2023
Status: c1
Short and interesting. A take on cultural differences in relationships I guess, but not in depth. Bun was cute, is m-preg but done ok, kinda didn’t like how pushy ML was at times but he’s also good at introspection and improving so not bad. Short entertaining story.
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Aztecccc
Aztecccc
March 2, 2023
Status: c8
MC is so dumb, no more like neurotic. He is so blinded by his anxiety that his brain stopped functioning to rationalize his situation. Come on, what he experienced is so odd it's unbelievable, people would ask more about who the mother of the child is not how he bore the child. In his tirade, he dragged along his kid, grossly burdened him, all for his s*upidity.
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Jiminie
Jiminie rated it
February 25, 2020
Status: c39
I really enjoy the story so far! The son is very adorable <3. I know the translating group has many other projects ongoing but I sincerely hope that they will focus more on this beautiful novel!
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