Do You Want to Touch My Fish Tail?

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The little mermaid Song Huai gets his little head smashed and realises that he’s living in a book.

The brother next door, whom he has always adored, is the protagonist gong in the book, and he is a standard cannon fodder shou, who not only withdraws from the marriage for the protagonist gong, he also ended up with a broken home.

The original marriage partner of the little mermaid is Lu Mian, an imperial general, rumoured to be cold and bloodthirsty.

In order to survive. Song Huai decided:

1. Stay away from the protagonist gong decisively and not linger in front of the protagonist and seek death.

At the very beginning, the admiral said coldly, as if he didn’t want to see him.

The little mermaid was brave, grabbed the corner of his clothes with his little hand, raised his chin slightly, and said softly: “Do you…Do you want to touch my fishtail?”

The admiral who was bleeding from cuteness:! ! !

Before marriage.

Lu Mian: Whom you like has nothing to do with me, as long as you don’t go too far.

Song Huai: ok

Lu Mian : We just have a simple marriage contract, we need to leave room for each other.

Song Huai: ok

After getting married,

Lu Mian : How can Dudu look at others, He still likes that dog thing!

Lu Mian: What is Dudu thinking? He hasn’t spoken to me for three hours.

Lu Mian: Why doesn’t Dudu come here for a touch?

Song Huai: …

Associated Names
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DWTFT
你想摸一下我的鱼尾巴吗
Related Series
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Recommendations
The Disabled Tyrant’s Pet Palm Fish [Transmigration] (3)
Transmigrated Into the Violent Boss’ Little Mermaid (3)
He’s Pregnant with the Major General’s Fish Cub (3)
The Little Merman (2)
Desharow Merman (1)
Mermaid Effect (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. Not Bad, Not Great.
  2. [BL] Mermaid/Fish
  3. Ex boyfriend's father/uncle X MC
  4. Danmei
  5. __completed

Latest Release

Date Group Release
08/04/21 KnoxT c5
08/04/21 KnoxT c4
08/04/21 KnoxT c3
08/04/21 KnoxT c2
08/04/21 KnoxT c1
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mynak lin
mynak lin rated it
July 9, 2023
Status: --
What I liked: it's a light read, I could just turn my brain off to read it; fluffy moments; the satisfation of seeing a s*umbag regretting after losing the guy who cared about him.

What I disliked: the plot is sooo bad, is ridiculous how shallow it is, there's almost no development, the story just starts and ends randomly; the translation seems like MTL, I don't know, I 'm grateful for whoever translated it, but it's kinda hard to read; the MC is an underage (17) childish high school student and... more>> the ML a whole ass adult (32) with experience in war like... man, that is questionable.

To sum up, I feel like I lost some brain cells while reading this, but it was ok enough for me to read until the end. <<less
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Nom de Plume
Nom de Plume rated it
April 22, 2023
Status: c47 part2
Rating: 3.5

ML 32*, MC 17. The plot follows them for less than a year, ending at the MC's 18th birthday. Don't ask why they were able to get a marriage certificate at 17. The relevant laws are not mentioned, but it is the interstellar autocracy and the emperor is the ML's backer. The story stuck hard to a silly-sweet route to the happy end.

It's short and not a bad read despite obvious deficiencies. The story is very naive both in its chosen protagonist and its idealism. Oddly, there are multiple... more>> references to their ages only being a decade apart. ML might have been de-aged* to 28 or so after his first introduction. We never find out the truth of the ML's injury. We never even get to see if the MC singing in person could save him. Not resolving this issue leaves so much room for tragedy.

This story could have gone dark with the villains. Perhaps that is why the author left out the gritty details.
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The small amount we know of the original timeline show how an annoyingly clingy child was ostracized, targeted, and turned into a human experiment. This information did nothing to mature the MC. It simply caused a deep instinctive disgust for the guy he used to cling to.


The potential for character development here is in the distinct gaps the author never fully explains. The og!MC is apparently a top who didn't have a good initial impression of the og!ml. He was in fact not nearly as annoyed at the cannon fodder as presented. Most of the other characters disgust for the MC were led astray by the attitude of the og!ML toward him. The admiral is not really mentioned. It can be easily guessed that he broke down without the MC's support. His family lashing out so strongly against old friends doesn't make much sense, so there could be more backstory here.
The ML finds out his connection with the MC as his lifesaver (gets news morning after the birthday/estrus in new timeline) only after the estrus incident (trying to climb into og!ML's bed in old timeline), unless that rotten peach blossom adjutant found a way to suppress this news. Regardless, the family doesn't know the MC can improve the ML's illness, so they can't really lay blame on him for asking to switch the marriage candidate to the childhood friend of the same family? Being angry he made an attempt on the nephew who has been leading him on for decades doesn't really justify destroying the MC's fam. We know that this let the og!ML snag MC as a research material, so perhaps he instigated some things after realizing the MC might not be a normal human. For example, taking advantage of the rumor that the ML's injury was caused by a mermaid in order to persecute the mermaids next door.

My theory is actually that he was stimulated to realize that his lover and his uncle started to pay attention to his little follower and he panicked. "No one else can have what he doesn't want" fits his personality considering the way he panicked in the new timeline when he realized MC stopped paying attention to him. He obviously doesn't like the MC very much even if he showed strong interest in the changed MC. It was more that he couldn't handle losing the MC's affection even if he didn't want it. It was his to look down on and throw away. Bro seems to feel far inferior to his uncle and tbh stepping on the MC is what gave him capital to be so proud. The confidence and face he had thanks to the MC paid a large part in his popularity, shown by the sharp drop once people realized the MC's change. He is so twisted. The MC's identity is a huge hidden danger. Luckily, the MC's ability to conceive apparently will not make him stand out very much in this era considering no characters thought to drop the marriage contract for this reason.

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luhyung
luhyung rated it
April 21, 2023
Status: Completed
Enjoyable read. Very predictable, basically no antagonists, mostly misunderstandings between SH and LM. But if you enjoy fluffy novels then this is still a good read.

Translation: 3.5/5

Understandable though some translations are very literal. I didn't read the raws so I can't be certain but SH often wears dresses according to the translation. It's probably supposed to be well-dressed.

... more>> Plot: 3/5

It's just the author seems to enjoy pe*ophilia. In every chapter there's at least 1 mention where MC is very baby, or that there's a 15 year gap between MC and ML and ML is basically 1 generation above MC. That and ML repeatedly thinks to himself "the child is very cute" aka MC. And the author decided to sneak in a teacher-student relationship just to emphasise their age gap. It's like author wants me to reflect on why I enjoyed reading the novel. <<less
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bluedrop
bluedrop
March 30, 2023
Status: Completed
Bro kept hinting at MPreg but we didn't even get to that lol. It's a story that spans like maybe 3 months I think lol so it's like paced so weirdly with the number of chapters it has. It's a short story that's kind of stretched out. Starts with MC and ML meeting each other (MC is 17 turning 18 in a couple of months) and ends with them confirming their relationship in public right after MC's 18th birthday and consummation of their marriage.
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Smtha
Smtha rated it
December 31, 2022
Status: Completed
Short fluffy story. Just MC acting cute! It’s not a great plot but it’s a good read to break away from drama and reality. Lol, So no need to bring your brain on this. What I feel it’s anticlimactic is that it’s ending quite fast. Lol, I wanted more. Maybe some extras. Thank you
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caicaicat
caicaicat rated it
December 29, 2022
Status: c46
Light read with childish MC x serious soldier ML

Kinda like child bride helps bring happiness to a traumatized soldier who is finally coming home from battle story.

It's okay for what it is, not amazing story overall but entertaining when you don't want ot use your brain. (Rated 3.7 if its viewed inside it's own genre, 3 overall but NU won't let me select 3stars for some reason)
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Hellios
Hellios rated it
December 24, 2022
Status: Completed
I feel like this story is a light one-time read, imho.

Too much cringe at some places, a comedy and a slice of life.

The whole world and characters are quite plastic for me, and I didn't feel the tension or love between the couple. I agree that ML loves MC, but... MC is a child and a face-con? Maybe a bit too unrealistic couple for me, but as long as the ML is happy. He is the only reason I didn't drop this novel.

MC is too naïve and childish for his... more>> years. I felt like he is not 17 but 10 at most. Doing s*upid stuff and crying almost always. It was a bit disappointing. Too much misunderstandings, and the plot pace is also unsatisfying.

Maybe, its just not my cup of tea. <<less
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Staringatastar
Staringatastar rated it
December 18, 2022
Status: Completed
This is so cute. The MC is a bit too naive and innocent - prime material to get counterattacked (I've read too many transmigration stories...). The rebirth, or foresight, is never really explained, and it's really just a device to make sure we sympathize with the mermaid and diss the s*umbag.

That said, I thought the cute act by the mermaid was really pretty cute. The misunderstandings are pretty reasonable - they actually to talk to each other, but just overanalyze and misinterpret actions the way that 2 strangers who just... more>> met each other are liable to do.

If you are very squeamish, the age difference and the way the MC acts like a baby might trigger some dislike, but I think the MC has quite a bit of control, and the ML tries to be very respectful of the mc's wishes for the most part. <<less
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Potatoteeth
Potatoteeth rated it
December 17, 2022
Status: --
TL;DR: good for mom fans who simp on pedaresty, everyone else can give it a pass.

Detail:

You only need to spare one brain cell to read this novel, assuming you don't need it back because it WILL die. Click to witness the NC17-rated courtship between a stifled man and a fish-shaped barbie with his head full of flowers.

I don't need my MCs to be realistic or high IQ. But I do need them to not be holoparasites, which many other perfectly fluffly novels have accomplished with distinction. In contrast, this is... more>> the first time I agree with the s*um villain's assessment of the MC so much:

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"Lu Chengze grew up with Song Huai and knew Song Huai very well. He was just a young master who grew up in a honeypot. He can't be said to be bad, but he is very dull, small-minded and have many bad ideas. He always likes to do something s*upid to attract his attention. Anyway, he just a pretty s*upid vase." (Chapter 14)

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The only difference between Lu Chengze's impression and MC, post-headbash, is that MC gets to show his cute side, but he doesn't really have value as a sentient creature. Life's just grapes for this adult baby because ML happens to need his
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physique.

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You can't expect too much of a story like that, even if expectations were low to begin with.

2 stars. <<less
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zenivamp
zenivamp rated it
October 27, 2022
Status: c47
Merman uke/shou x Admiral/ Teacher Seme/Gong

One uke and one seme. There are love rivals but none that gets emotionally in the way. Only a past crush that the MC liked a lot since he was a child but was such a jerk and after the MC found love this childhood crush realises what he has lost and he seems kind of mentally ill. The whole tulips/flower giving thing gave me the chills.

Overall I liked the story and it was fluffy but it got a little boring and I felt like... more>> it was missing something.

The MC is very cute and kind of s*upid or rather slow instead. Its so cute when he refers to himself as his nickname and when he calls the ML beautiful big brother (non related) mostly when drunk. And when he asks him to touch his tail when drunk!

I would've liked to see more of his merman side. I almost forget that he is a merman in most of the chapters so I think the storyline could have more potential.

The ML is the cold type that is only warm to the MC. Possessive and kind of domineering but loves to take care of the MC. <<less
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Lea168
Lea168 rated it
October 23, 2022
Status: Completed
3.75/5*

Super sweet story. MC is really cute in a girly way. It didn't annoy me, but I guess some readers won't like it. ML is the typical cold marshal who slowly falls for MC. The romance was fluffy and sweet and I enjoyed their interactions a lot.

However, story is very short. World building and writing style are extremely simple, also the ending is rushed. You can tell the author is not experienced. Tbh many hobby writers that write fanfiction for fun have reached a higher level than this author.
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Anoko
Anoko
June 24, 2022
Status: Completed
The story is very fluffy, MC is super simple and very straightforward about what he likes and dislikes. He also has a super overactive mind which can lead to misunderstanding.

The ML is shy at the beginning but also can be very domineering. What kind of threw me off though was the ending.
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The very last sentence that was said is "I swear to you with the glory of the imperial soldier, I will always be loyal, fanatical, and unswerving to you." which is literally "I swear I won't cheat on you". This threw me off because it was never a question wether he would do that was just thrown at left field randomly to me.

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User.948761
User.948761
June 10, 2022
Status: Completed
Super cute story of fluff. Nothing complicated about it. Basically a setup of living together until it marriage happens. Sometimes stories like these are nice to read. Not the best translation but decent enough to get thru. Disappointingly the mermaid part wasn't as critical to the plot as hoped
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JuneV
JuneV rated it
March 17, 2022
Status: c30
I don't like so much misunderstandings, and I'm careful when choosing novels so that I won't end up stumbled into quagmire of misunderstandings.

This novel, I don't have much attachment to this. So I'm dropping here.

And MC is a high school student, why is he so s*upid? I like when many MC's being naïve when they don't have enough experience, but here MC always acts referring to some 8 o clock drama he watched with his mother. He never tried to understand the situations or bother to think what ML thinks,... more>> he is too imaginative and it's frustrating. I'm used to studying novels with straightforward characters or bold or atleast not s*upid, so I can't get used to this MC. So 3/5 is my lowest ratings ever. But this is just my opinion, this is not a product review, so everyone can try the starting chapters. <<less
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Vicyaxx
Vicyaxx rated it
March 9, 2022
Status: --
The Uke is annoying and there's no progress at all. He is already 17, I don't know but is he an elementary student not even a highschool student act like that. He sure is imaginative and his love is cheap. Until the end there's no progress in his like aside from the ML's face and figure and he's like someone who was often face slapped in QT novels. It is not wrong to call him green tea bit*h too, he was attracted at seme's title and all. I can understand... more>> that he is spoiled but he's too dumb and childish and he think to already have a child when he is not progressing as an adult. <<less
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki rated it
February 13, 2022
Status: Completed
This is Absolutely Adorable Novel. While it does have many Fluff, it also has some Frustrating moments.

Like the misunderstanding. It both Funny and Frustrating at the same times. But when we get the Fluff, it was Soooooo Lovely and we will Love it so much!!!

Our MC is Very Cute. He Loves Cute things. He shows his Cute side to ML. Pretty Cute!

ML are both Good and Frustrating. Frustrating when he misunderstood MC's attitudes toward him as Fear or something. But it was rather Understandable because his Public Image was known... more>> as Scary, and he DOES has Rage side. His Rage Side is a PTSD but the Violent version. But his Rage side never scare MC, and can be Calmed around MC. But MC doesn't know ML has Rage Mode even though he had face that Mode.

Most of their Relationship Development came from MC who keep reach and make all the first moves. Another who helped are the Secretary of ML who told MC that all necesary suggestion or things or what things MC like to have are Came from ML. ML himself when confronted by MC, barely reject his affections. So ML is also not hopeless either, just stiff and awkward.

Anyway this Novel is pretty Intriguing and Lovely, I hope the rest of the story are Satisfying!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Finished at 19 December 2022

The relationship between MC and ML still super Lovely!

But yeah, the story completed rather abruptly. It could have been much better if the author add extras or something, but they didnt. But it wasn't that bad either. I didn't 'dislike' it since relationship between MC and ML still forever lovely and their misunderstanding all cleared! So I'll keep the 5 stars for the fluff and my fondness toward MC and ML. <<less
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FireSage010
FireSage010 rated it
December 31, 2021
Status: Completed
It was alright, just some things are just too much. Like the MC I think the shyness is too much like he blushes at every look it is a little frustrating but this is what the book is about so I really just looked passed it.

One thing I thought was an eh is how weird the protagonist gong is? Like he doesn't really like him but why is he chasing after him? It doesn't seem like he knows the MC is a mermaid but is still a two faced bish... more>> and wanting the MC to like him? Is he just obsessed?

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one other thing I disliked was that every time the MC and ML did anything it was was the MC was drunk or in his estrus period which I feel was like left out, because they never did it after the MC drank the mysterious fruit whine stuff and then after that thing they never talked about it again??

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I get it though meant to be a short/cute/fluffy/mermaid story, glad they didn't put mpreg in it tbh. And the ending was too abrupt though, mtl is easy to read.

4/5 <<less
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lizabernal96
lizabernal96
October 5, 2021
Status: Completed
Its so cute and I love the romance here, though I would have prefered for the misunderstandings to be resoved early.
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MeimeiXgreetsXNiangniang
MeimeiXgreetsXNiangniang
August 30, 2021
Status: Completed
I'm generous with ratings, as long as I enjoyed it I'd give 5 but I'm taking 1 star because of the frustrating misunderstandings. I swear the first misunderstanding alone dragged for more than half of the novel.

I came here expecting fluff and candy not frustrating over the misunderstandings. Author also ended the novel before I could have my fill in fluff.
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Lostsoulxx@67 rated it
August 12, 2021
Status: c11
Sweet and wholesome. MC is silly and cute with not much IQ. ML is decent till now and doesn't treat the MC rudely. ML's brother is a two faced as*hole up till now.

In short if your looking for a strong, realistic, high IQ MC then this is not for you. Just enjoy the story.
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