I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

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My name is Wang Xiao Mie. I’m online asking for help.

If you wake up and find yourself sleeping in a coffin inside a tomb and wearing a red wedding gown, and lying next to you is a real devil husband. What should I do if he wants to have a wedding night? Can I faint? After fainting will I be able to transmigrate back?

Waiting online. It’s very urgent.

Associated Names
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(Manhua) Martial Brother, Please Don’t Run Away~
MY HUSBAND AND I SLEEP IN A COFFIN (Seven Seas Ent. Title)
Tôi ngủ cùng chồng trong quan tài
我和老攻睡棺材
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Recommendation Lists
  1. Skibidi 5
  2. disciple/ cultivation type thing
  3. DNF'ed
  4. to be read 3
  5. Novels I've Read (with my personal ratings)

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07/13/20 Translating Boredom c5
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taluluday
taluluday
June 17, 2024
Status: c17
I tried to keep reading, but it just felt uncomfortable. So far it’s been pretty consensual, but because of ML nature of acting doting manipulative, my heart couldn’t relax enough to feel the fluff. The story premise is interesting and I don’t find confusing. I think if you’re a Yandere ML lover then you will probably like this. I consider ML an orange flag.

The reason I drop this story is because the MC ML interaction is not my cup of tea. It didn’t feel that sweet to me. The author... more>> used somewhat comedic tone to describe their interaction, which kinda brush off the underlying emotions and depose personality of the characters. The novel is accurately rated at 4.1 star <<less
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sbob
sbob rated it
April 22, 2024
Status: Completed
Tears from reading the last extra. Side CP is so good, got me crying in public, first sad then happy tears.

Main CP is cute, most of it reads as a crack humour novel; felt a bit different from CN style novels, more like Western zombie/vampire style but with Chinese elements.

The logic behind what happened (transmigration, etc.) does not really make sense but it doesn’t really matter in a crack novel.

The humour is good, laughed a few times and the modern take blended with historical xianxia-ish setting was refreshing. The character... more>> setting of the leads was endearing and attractive, MC’s straightforward getting his man, realising he wanted more, then resolution and falling in love was satisfying and well-paced. ML’s brooding and lack of trust is understandable and kind of adorable.

Some parts were quite random, and it was hard to get invested in the tension points when the tone of the novel was so light-hearted (other than the side CP parts). The continuous commentary on how tanned Bai Yu was was also quite insulting.

Spoiler

The daughter was so random that I didn’t have my usual excitement of seeing them have a family.

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Don’t think I’ll re-read this. 4+1 because of the side CP in the extras. That was very good. <<less
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Tee jay
Tee jay
November 26, 2023
Status: Completed
Don't be discouraged by the confusing beginning, it gets better.

Omg, this is very hilarious. The MC's reactions are just too hilarious. The ML is crazy but I don't blame him for that. He also very much doting on the MC which I really like.

There's no r*pe like element and no coercion which is an A+ in my book.

The story has flow, the side characters are ok. Everything just comes together nicely.

Thank you to the TLs though I don't really like that they omitted some of the extras.
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baetriarchy
baetriarchy rated it
October 14, 2023
Status: Completed
4/5

Wasn't expecting where the plot went at all, but totally loved it. What I thought was gonna be some wuxia action and intrigue turned into tomb raiding, zombies living in the modern world, and battling arms dealers. Loved it.

What I remembered:

    • I thought I was going to get a story about the typical sticky demon lord shidi x transmigrated-to-rehabilitate-the-villain shixiong but what I actually got was better!
    • Wang Xiao Mie's (MC) dealings with the system and transmigration are brief, and their history is really only glossed over, but seeing him cozy up to his new demon husband, protect their tomb home, then live on the surface and uncover the truth behind the mysterious zombie-killer arms dealer was WAY more interesting than my original expectations.
    • Yeah if you're looking for any wuxia/martial arts/transmigration storyline, there is practically zilch here
    • SO FUNNY, loved MC's perspective as a modern dude who's also old as hell. And the interactions between him, his husband, and the few side characters had me laughing out loud
    • Genuinely some tense moments and epic fights, and some glimpses into Bai Yu (side character) and Wang Fengjin's (ML) psyche as they develop was truly heart wrenching
    • SILVER HAIRED GONG KASJHFDAKSJFADHKSDH
A super solid 4/5, I will be rereading this one!
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Smtha
Smtha rated it
February 24, 2023
Status: Completed
This is a very hilarious read. Almost every chapter I laughed my head off. MC is just super funny. ML is super twisted. Lol For 1st part is more about the mystery MC background and ML background, , then the second part is more how they overcome their enemy and slice of life. MC trains of thought were hilarious even the situation were dead serious but with him every thing became light hearted. I love how the author makes here abit serious, then funny, then heartwarming, then funny, aghast and... more>> funny again. Even with heavy comedic elements there’s always a deep twisted elements human and non human psychological nature here. It’s like Stephen chow movies, with over dramatic funny scenes and yet there’s always have a deep emotional (or here in the story twisted) analogy. Anyway I’ve enjoyed reading this novel immensely. It’s been along time i”ve read something so funny.i wish tra <<less
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Ouryane00
Ouryane00 rated it
January 24, 2023
Status: c78
It’s a good novel and beginning to mid part is very interesting

But after the first arc or so, it kinda felt dragging and I don’t feel like finishing this anymore

Plus I hated ... more>>
Spoiler

that person who became MC’s friend (who they saved and even let to live inside their house) but still betrayed for the so called ‘love’ blegh. Btch, you don’t even know that Yan guy and you just met him not so long ago! Plus, you know there’s something off about him and wants to hurt the MC/ML! Btch didn’t even think about the fact that MC/ML saved his life and took him in argh. Karma it is that he fell in love with his grandpa it turned out!

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Hellios
Hellios rated it
January 23, 2023
Status: Completed
This books is quite good, even though it is not my cup of tea.

The first part of the book was more emotional, about past and I personally was ready that this setting will continue until the end. But, no. There is a big leap after that, and the setting changes a bit.

I’m still kinda confused with why MC forgot his martial arts, but okay, let’s say it’s a comedy undertone part.

... more>> Yes, there is a comedy undertone here.

I very like the emotional side and characters development though the story. We can clearly feel emotions and they change.

I especially like MC and how his character setting is. He first looks like a spoiled and simple guy, but it’s not true. He knows and see much and choose a very different approach to help ML with his internal pain and physiological pains and issues. Really, this setting and how MC decided to deal with it was very unique but wise at the same time.

I have some questions and feel some plot holes here, but okay. We can just skip those, I don’t want to dwell on. It’s there but not that bad.

I also really like how MC views and accepts ML. While it was still quite painful for me to read the ML POV extra.

I like this couple, really.

The plot and itself world building is quite average, but I finished it just because of the main couple and they relationship. Really a fresh novel for me. Maybe because I don’t read something like this, or maybe just because this novel itself is so unique.

Really recommend to give it a go. <<less
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki rated it
January 18, 2023
Status: Completed
Finished the story minus extras of Side CP's story.

Anyway this is Absolutely Great Novel So Much More than Any Expectations!!!

ML is truly a Yandere Black Belly Psychotic person. But if you think or expect MC as mentally weak or naive and just get along with him because fear or ignorance, you're wrong!

ML really really have Dark thought if MC even think of leaving him. But MC definitely not ignorance about it. And he's not just resigned nor left it to fate. He's truly Love ML!!! And he will fight for... more>> it!!!

They have Tragic Past. But the present life is No Dog Blood between them!

The story was well written with the Comedy, Actions, some Emotions, Twist and all.

I'm definitely am not disappointed and Truly Enjoyed and LOVING IT!!!

Updated at 15th April 2024:

I forgot most of the story, but I also fear to reread it. I'm both sad and happy for the side CP... It's complicated feelings... 😭 <<less
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fluoresscindy
fluoresscindy rated it
May 5, 2022
Status: c15
welp the ML is so scary 😭🙏

i stopped it halfway but i'll pick this up again later when im in the mood

ML had some mental illness I think 😃 he's a madman and so obsessed with MC, he lied to MC a lot but he spoiled the MC so much, he kind of pitiful tho

... more>> what makes me scared is when he talk alone after killing someone as if he talking with MC and his mood changed so fast as if he got mood swing 😭

MC is so funny hahah, he can adapting with ML possessiveness so fast <<less
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Ace_jelly
Ace_jelly rated it
January 12, 2022
Status: c50
It’s been a while since I last read a Yaoi novel after reading plenty of Yaoi manga, manhua, and manhwa that I finally took a break and decided to try reading a Yaoi novel again. First of all, I suggest you try to read this one or else you might just miss a gem like this.I remember passing by this book once and I don’t know why I didn’t come to try reading it. Good thing I caught up now and still be able to laugh heartily reading this.

Now on... more>> to the review.I saw that alot of people commented how comedic and funny this was and they stand their points.I couldn’t help but let out some snickers and chuckles like a mad woman while reading. The way the MC speaks without filter is just so increadibly interesting.

Spoiler

From the time he transmigrated and seemed to easily accept living in a whole new body and environment while also seeing a sudden handsome guy doting on him. The fact that he just went “I’ve been single for so long and since I’m already here, why not enjoy being accompanied by this beauty” like seriously, I cackled so bad cause I may or may actually just do the same sh1t as he did if I was in his position. Of course it wasn’t all just rainbows and unicorns immediately as their relationship and they way he adjusted to his new environment also happened after he continued staying. Oh and there’s also the part where the guy teased him by tackling him but of course stopped immediately after MC implied that ‘he’s skipping a whole lot of dating stages’. There’s also the fact that the MC was playing in the mud (he tried to rebel against the ML because he wanted to seperate himself from Shuxiong who he thought was his white moonlight because he thought the ML was treating him as a substitute but it’ll get resolved later on. Don’t worry because Shuxiong really was him but with his memories intact) and while he was playing in the mud, he remembered the fap fap interc**rse they did before and didn’t realize he built the Ml’s d1ck on the mud.I can’t-just remembering it is making me wanna cackle again. Anyways the other characters were also interesting. Like Lie something (Im sorry I’m really not good at remembering names) She was a master who came to sneak in with her disciple to the MC and Ml’s home but got caught. Then a series of event unfold that eventually led to the master and the main characters to have a good relationship. So Lie was a really big fan of swords and when MC gifted her a certain ancient sword she acted like she just saw her favorite kpop idol-. Like she literally went “AHHHHH OMG ITS THE... SWORD I’M INLOVE AHHHH IM WILLING TO BE YOUR s*ave “the author even went as far as to describe it as if she was with her newly-wed husband ready for honeymoon. The way she literally fangirled reminds me of how I usually fangirl my favorite kpop idols-.

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Of course it wasn’t also full of fluff that would make me wanna puke out all the dog food. There were also how they fixed their miscommunication on the obstacles their relationship faced.

Spoiler

I was extremely uncomfortable on knowing if the MC was being treated as substitute on the first half of the novel but I trusted the ML wouldn’t do such a thing (I honestly dont know why maybe a gut feeling perhaps. But atleast I was right) and that apparently it was just the MC who had still had his memories and the proof was showed from when the ML gave him a diary. One which contains the diary the MC was writing on in the present and the other is from the past where Shuxiong was still alive. Both the hand writing and the way the person wrote was accurately similar to the present MC. Even having some similar words put. He also came to know later on of what truly happened in the past and that it was mostly the world was defying against them that he died. Incuding the Mc’s system, yes system. When it was revealed by the ML that he killed the MC in the past I actually thought he literally just killed him ruthlessly which made me have a lower opinion on the ML but it turns out that wasn’t the case. It was actually mostly because the MC sacrificed himself to save ML which was cliche I know but it’s better than knowing that the ML basically just mu*dered the MC by his own hands.

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I also like the fact that the setting was on after doing a mission with a system.I mostly only see in novels are before everything started transmigrations or current time-line transimgrations to complete a mission with the system but never transmigrating after all that happened with the system and the mission.I was thrilled and enjoyed how the author took a change of pace and was not following the usual common tropes.

Now about the Ml... while I was reading the reviews, I didn’t really take it seriously when they said that the ML was a bat sh1t crazy yandere.I actualy thought ‘hes probably not that bad right?’ Well I was so wrong. He really is bat sh1t crazy like seriously don’t think like me pls. Dont think that this man wouldn’t actually do a mass massacre for the MC.

Spoiler

He actually really did a mass massacre but it was shown that he actually did it cause they were the evil ones who wanted to harm them first. But he really killed people with no mercy and even actually locked MC up to make him not escape. Even actually just staring at MC might get you killed and if MC stared at someone, rip to that person.

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But it was also reasonable since MC (aside from his family of course) was the only one whoever stood up for him even through his hardest times. And there’s also the fact that the world defied them in the past so now he had become more resolute and ruthless. He still endlessly doted MC even if he was unreasonable and he also tried to step back on mu*dering more after MC began to enlighten him.

Now the only part I ever hated is

Spoiler

It started to get boring around the part where Mr. Yan and some other people tried to sneak into where they lived. It was really boring to watch their whole journey to get there when they were all going to die anyways. But atleast it was shown that Mr. Yan was a major character on the novel cause I just thought that he was there to just become a gudiding tourist. Turns out there was more to it than I could have ever guessed.I was also very sad that Zhao Bei wasn’t what I actually imagined him to be. Him and the Mc’s dynamic and the fact that they only meet whenever the MC came out to take a dump on the woods.I was kinda mad that he actually betrayed MC later on, I hope he smells the awful stench of Mc’s poo even after the afterlife<3.

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Even to the end it still got more interesting and am now currently waiting for more chapters. The fluff is just the right amount and along with spice to keep the novel more interesting.I also can’t help but smile time to time and the comedic jokes. Indeed a gem. <<less
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Keikey
Keikey
September 18, 2021
Status: c50
Lol. So funny: there's plot, intrigue, jest, no uselesstuseless side characters names to build up a kind of complex background like some novels. Characters are so attaching

Honestly simple, funny, cute and a real plot, not just dog food.

Big 5++++ stars
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Dazaii
Dazaii rated it
August 24, 2021
Status: c46
ahhhhh this novel is very good and actually I have read it for a long time and every day I always wait for this novel to be updated, but..... WHY DOES IT NOT CONTINUE NOW : ((

I'm very sad because this is one of my favorite novels, I want to read using Mtl, but it makes me dizzy because the language is difficult to understand.

Please anyone continue this novel : ((
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Miccie368
Miccie368 rated it
August 26, 2020
Status: c50
Funny novel, with crazy ML and I mean like absolutely mental. The MC takes it in strides.

[spoilerML gets better but slowly the MC still needs to rein him in a bit[/spoiler]

The proper grammar should be "My Husband and I Sleep In A Coffin" but the translation's great, also readable in MTL but it does get annoying so a good translator is a godsend!
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0chiyu
0chiyu rated it
May 6, 2025
Status: Completed
I really liked how the yandere ML is done in this story,

he will kill xiaomie if he leaves him, xiaomie is aware his husband is literally batsh*t crazy. But he isnt afraid because he doesnt want to leave him and he geniunely loves him.

i love xiaomie's personality hes hilarious and a cutie ~

first half of the story was so good (before they left the tomb), however, after they left the tomb it got pretty boring (and the author's OBVIOUS racism popped outta nowhere) but then it went back up... more>> !!

i personally felt that the ending was SO SUDDEN, author was like ok fight over, end of story.

the side cp hit me harder than the main cp lmao, but overall it was a pretty okay read, there were boring moments, but also funny ones <<less
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Baguettebunny
Baguettebunny rated it
December 9, 2024
Status: Completed
I started to read the comic first before I discovered it was based on a novel. Absolutely loved both the main and side couples!

The beginning makes you think the focus of the story is going to be on the past, but while there is resolution to things originating then, it is more focused on this new start between our two dumplings.
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amruta
amruta rated it
October 27, 2024
Status: Completed
Binge read after seeing this novel is getting an official translation, for fear the translators will delete it!

First first is hilarious. Second half, not so much. Love the side CP. Xiaomie is funny af.

Yandere ML who is as creepy as can be expected.

Both translators have done a good job.
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sole_sun
sole_sun rated it
August 22, 2023
Status: Completed
Overall the story was good. However I got annoyed by the side character in Chapter 35. It's a good thing the MC is not a jealous type like the ML. He even looked at the ML with disgust and said "Wow you have such weird taste."

Lol HAHAHA anyways that's the only side character/villain that got my blood boil in this story, that guy is some delulu sht.

I like MC so much, he is not reckless, he even tried to understand ml, despite ML being overly jealous and possessive.

MC has the... more>> vibes that got me hooked in this story.

I'm not really a fan of the ML though maybe because he is yandere, and always had a urge/tendency to kill, even those people just looked at MC for a second. <<less
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lizzette
lizzette rated it
March 30, 2023
Status: c87
I registered just to leave a review for this TL (Chipoholic Translations).. You are a rockstar... Both of your translations are superb.. I have been a fan of bl/yaoi/danmei for a while now and you are one of the best TL out there. I also read your translation at CG... This story IMHSC is a fun, sweet, thrilling supernatural story that satisfied my bl addiction. Thank you TL and of course, Thank you Author
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Chipmunkch33k5
Chipmunkch33k5 rated it
September 13, 2021
Status: c40
I’m loving this so far, but I had to stop myself here since I have a feeling there will be long arc and I don’t want the fun to end in the middle (⁎˃ᆺ˂)

Leaving my mark to hopefully binge the next arc or the rest of the novel🥰
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Bell29215
Bell29215 rated it
July 25, 2021
Status: Completed
Ahhhh so good, everything is very funny and ends up surprising you. ML is 100% Yandere if that personality is to your liking this story you are going to love, There is so much comedy from MC, it is so funny that not even ML can take it seriously when he speaks. In general, very funny and refreshing, for those who love ML yanders should read this yes or yes, I liked the relationship of the characters so much that I had to finish with MTL
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