One Useless Rebirth

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He Bai won the lottery, became rich, and reached the pinnacle of life. Then, he inadvertently took a picture of the Film Emperor Di Qiuhe being killed. And after reporting this case to the police, he was reborn in a midst of confusion.

He Bai: I don’t have any horrible relatives to ab*se. Why was I reborn?

Di Qiuhe: But I do.

He Bai: I also haven’t been betrayed or harmed by anyone. Why was I reborn?

Di Qiuhe: But I have.

He Bai: I just want to have some money to live freely and eat well. I already achieved that goal, so why was I reborn?

Di Qiuhe: I have money, but don’t live freely or well.

He Bai angrily flips the table: So what’s the use of my rebirth! Just to make me suffer again?!

Di Qiuhe (Holding and Touching He Bai): Be my lover, you’re only responsible for eating “lollipops,” you won’t eat any bitterness.

He Bai: Leave!

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Một Lần Trọng Sinh Vô Tác Dụng
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一次没卵用的重生
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kleryndelle_
kleryndelle_
October 30, 2023
Status: Completed
This is my first time ever writing a review after being a silent reader for such a long time. I truly love this story, I can't even count how many times I've read this story anymore.
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Amethist67
Amethist67 rated it
September 25, 2023
Status: Completed
thanks for the hard work translating~

It's a 6.5/10 for me, though first I'm gonna talk about all the things I didn't like about it because I completely understand why lots of people dropped this at 20 chapters or so hell, I didn't even get into it until chapter 50.

I stayed because people said not to judge it off that and to give it a chance and what not. That's when the characters start to become bearable to me LOL the male lead is very childish clingy, like he needs a... more>> mommy to control him and real life no one wants to be the mother in a relationship and if you do I applaud your patience because I can never Lmao.

But at the beginning it's just a little bit too much but in the mid 50s I start finding it cute or whatnot and I can tolerate it. I don't really consider this a SPOILER but what to expect, They don't get together well technically or even hint that they like each other till like chapter 95 and then we get c*ck blocked I hate that stereotypical cliche makes me want to pull my hair out LOL at 150ch its official.

everything is prolonged for some reason I feel like this whole book could have been a 150 Ch or even 100 but it doesn't make much of a difference because the word count for each chapter is very low. I guess there's consent well there is consent it's just an annoying ow my waist hurts after, and he doesn't know when to stop when he says no and can't get up the next day cliche which I consider dubious and not cute at all.

I was excited about the side characters for me personally for me to like fully enjoy a story the side characters have to be seen as like real people and it was kind of like that in the beginning and then at the end I realized it was like a paper plate it wasn't actually sturdy and we didn't really get much of an ending I guess the Arthur got lazy because technically everyone's story was already known by MC because was reborn, but we could have seen more little details on the differences. I feel like that would have been more tragic especially with a certain couple's baby because I feel like the baby's s*x would've changed with all the changes MC was doing and maybe it was better not to focus on that [A good example will be Arrow verse Oliver Queen, when flash went back in time].

LOL I feel like I'm just ranting at this point trust me there's some things I like from even the negatives but anyway another thing I didn't like was that this is just a face slap novel like things could have been wrapped up more quickly like there was like dealt with the situation and then everyone would back off and they got some punishment but it's not to the very end that there was a permanent punishment and they were able to live successful lives so and I feel like that was the main focus of this novel which kind of makes sense from the summary.

the male lead is not the only one who's childish MC is too, but I guess I played favorites because I didn't mind when he walked and left For a few days or weeks and that was his method of punishing ML. what I didn't like was all the surprises between the two... I like surprises but when they do it every single **** time it gets to the point what if y'all both try to do a surprise for each other, and you flew to the opposite places and then you just wasted time and money because y'all didn't speak to each other communicate please it's cute the first time but when you do it 10 times more surprises it gets annoying lmao.

What I really loved about this novel and what got me to stay was the photography theme MC is a photographer and is so interesting to see his view I never read in a book before, so I found it re refreshing and it's basically the main reason why I decided to stay, ML is a good henpecked husband he dotes on MC like nobody else and whenever someone tries to use feminine terms on MC he usually goes against it and he only jokingly says that so I find that cute. I guess the jealousy doesn't go too far out of hand like it's not constantly there and they have a lot of trust in each other. The ending was great for the main couple I loved it going all the way far into the future going into every universe parallel and I felt a very great sense of closure which is where sometimes rare to find because I don't want to only see 2 or 5 years, I want the seed to there in their older and wrinkly then I can feel secure Hehe.

Overall, I don't know if I'll reread because all the websites that translate this are buggy and hard to read on, would recommend for those who like face slapping. [I recommend novel cool it's the best so far and there's no missing parts But you have to use the TOC bar to go to the next chapter], And the people who read this far sorry I don't know how to shorten things up and I hope this review helped you into deciding if you want to read this or not.

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pointoverture
pointoverture rated it
July 5, 2023
Status: Completed
First, just ignore that low 1 star reviewer. They only read to c20 of a c293 novel and somehow knows enough about the story and everyone's personality to say that it has no theme, no thought, no plot, no logic, etc. (Which is so false). The fact that they thought it deserved 2.5 stars but intentionally rated it 1 star because "the rating right now is way too inflated by thirsty fujoshis" should probably tell enough about them

This was an enjoyable read! The MC and ML are both great characters... more>> and there is so much fluff. Definitely recommend if you're looking for something relatively light and fluffy! <<less
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Everythingwasadreamisilegal
I loved the characters, they became funnier every chapter... The plot, I think, was also good... although many things felt totally unnecessary, I almost wished for a version without the parts that aren't important for the story line... Still I enjoyed reading this!
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LH_12
LH_12 rated it
September 17, 2022
Status: Completed
I really enjoyed reading this story. I loved the storyline and characters too. The story was full of family drama, which is usually not my cup of tea, but because it wasn't boring and was fast-paced and problems were solved quickly, I still liked it.

I know that a lot of people dislike ML, but I liked him. In the beginning of the story, how he acts is a bit irritating, but I understand him. He acts this way because he has never loved or been loved before; he simply doesn't... more>> know how to behave and show his love. But after some time, he becomes really sweet and caring too. I also loved MC. In most novels about rebirth, the main goal of the MC is to save ML, and their whole life revolves around this mission, but this story is an exception. I loved that MC was happier in his new life and minded his own business; his achievements were better than in the past. He took his chance and lived life to the fullest.

The novel is well-written, the story is interesting, and the characters are not typical. If you need a light read to pass the time, I would recommend reading it. <<less
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Chaebhae
Chaebhae rated it
July 4, 2022
Status: c293
I was a bit wary at first because of the comments saying it's not good but boy were they wrong, and I know everyone can have their own opinion still. For anyone still contemplating on reading it please give it a try.

It's a really unique book which dives into all aspects of both the main leads life and some even into the side characters.

It has a really good flow from start to end and a lot of fluff.

... more>> Personally I loved it hope u could give it ur own try.

Thanks for reading through and have fun.

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whimsandfantasies
whimsandfantasies rated it
June 15, 2022
Status: Completed
What a ride it has been! The entire journey was filled with lots of bumps, treachery and lots of warm friendship and fluffy love! This novel fed me dog food left, right and centre but you wont find me complaining though! Thank you translator for your hard work though there were a few grammatical errors here and there that I hope will be corrected! Anyways, enjoyed this amazing story!
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GregLikesBooks
GregLikesBooks
June 10, 2022
Status: c35
I'm having trouble justifying giving this even a 3.

The ML is some sort of annoying man-child. (His actions are NOT cute... they are ANNOYING)

The MC is an idiot for tolerating him at all....

Maybe the author thinks this kind of behavior is 'cute', but the ML needs serious psychological counseling and the MC should definitely avoid that drama.
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yo-le
yo-le rated it
May 5, 2022
Status: Completed
Definitely a fav. Oh and the DRAMA. The PLOT. Omg where do I even begin! It's so out of this world and bizarre. Definitely finished the novel mostly to find out what actually happened in ML's past.

10/10 would read again
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cherryb379
cherryb379
March 15, 2022
Status: Completed
One of the best sweet fluffy stories I have ever read... cute and sweet stories with drama (not between the MC and ML)... More like facezlapping family drama of the ML's side... all in all an interesting read... the last extra was pretty good... a good wrap of a HE... thanking the author and the translator for bringing us this piece of gem..
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shinkyuu
shinkyuu rated it
March 7, 2022
Status: Completed
The ending made me cry. I love the plot. I love how black-bellied ML is. I love that the angst mostly came from the ML's side of the family. And I love that MC is not the one who fell in love first.. This is truly a good read!
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mallowmochi
mallowmochi
October 19, 2021
Status: Completed
Won't reread. Premise is great. Face-slapping too convoluted. Not efficient enough. ML too pushy, doesn't listen. ML apologizes, MC forgives and miraculously think all was great. MC too gossipy, and naive in a bad way, like does he really need to know the motive of every villain ever. I wanna slap ML sometimes but MC takes the cake especially when ... more>>
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"he (MC) thought being a war correspondent was not as dangerous as Di Qiuhe imagined, he was not fighting the war"

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There are some cute, sweet stuff but there was a point where I thought when will this end. I'd rather have side couples. Anyway, the premise is really great. <<less
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Bookgork
Bookgork rated it
July 15, 2021
Status: c163
Honestly not bad but MC is not my favorite and ML personality is pretty consistent, like with no character growth.
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Danhiii
Danhiii rated it
July 12, 2021
Status: c293
As I usually read historical kinds I avoided this book for months now. When I started reading I dropped it at chapter 33 thinking it was same old, a person going back in time and getting popular with a ML that is overly jealous with family issues. Another reason I dropped it was beacause of the long chapters, but it was just that I did not notice that it was just cut chapters for translating. I totally loved when karma came to the ml's family so satisfying~ My favorite part... more>> of the book was how everyrthing that happened in the past timeline is connected to the current one. The only thing I wanted is hoping to see the couple adopt a child. Overall a 10/10

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Another part I like was how the ending was connected with how the couple met at the beginning. Even the ML who died found love

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Yumeru
Yumeru
June 15, 2021
Status: Completed
A WHOLESOME NOVELL!!! Our couple combo is funny and full of fluff. It's not love at first sight. There's sparks/confrontation on their first meeting then eventually they fall for each other. ML- gosh I love him. Yep he is childish (MC's childish Di) but mostly he only shows it to MC or on his close bestfriend. He dotes and respects MC.

MC- he was funny okay? Haahaa and it was nice how he gained a lot more experience on his pbotography. His not a character which delays his feelings tot he... more>> other. He made some actions to check his feelings and dod not hide it afterwards. MC's roommmates!!_ best Friends eveeer!!z vry supportive

There will be many twist here. It's not only about rebirth but also talks about a parallel universe. So read it to learn the whole story:)) <<less
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SweetNepen
SweetNepen rated it
May 31, 2021
Status: Completed
I really enjoyed this. There were some issues, but the overall story made me not really care too much about them.

  • the cons: ML was a jerk in the first bit of the novel, but not in a stereotypical ML way. Rather, he was like an obnoxious teenage boy pulling pigtails. Admittedly in RL not something I would stand for, but in novels it’s acceptable. And really, who would take most MLs on in real life?
  • author had no idea about photography or the entertainment circle. Neither do I, but it was still pretty obvious.
  • the family drama got old. It was interesting at first, but just kept circling back to them and inventing new crimes or rehashing old ones.
  • MC was supposedly in his 30s when he was reborn, and for the most part he does act more mature than ML who is like 22, but still childish at times.
the pros:

  • ML improves drastically around chapter 30ish, when he realizes he actually likes the MC. He turns from an obnoxious jerk into a soft boy. He is still immature, and doesn’t always listen to what MC tells him, which causes fights, but they sort it out and honestly that makes it more realistic.
  • the side characters are great! They aren’t hugely fleshed out, but they are memorable, AND there are SO MANY good female characters! The only truly horrible females characters are the ML’s family, which is AWESOME in a BL novel!
  • no side CP, which is a plus for me. Sometimes side CPs wind up being more interesting than the main CP which suck, but this has a two sentence implication in the last ten chapters that maybe two of the other characters could have something going on, and one of MC’s roommates has a girlfriend that we barely see.
  • MC doesn’t use his future knowledge to cheat-other than trying to keep ML safe, which at first is more pity for a guy that you saw die. Doesn’t try and win the lottery, doesn’t try and invest in companies he knows will make it big, just honestly works with his new/better photography skills and takes what comes his way.
  • MC is very strong in his opinions and sense of self, and definitely feels like he is the one in charge of the relationship—no feminine MC here! No ‘wife’ either—just a couple jokes about the boss and the boss lady, which were jokes and not meant to be serious. Sometimes MC being the wife is fine, but it would have felt out of place here, and I’m glad it didn’t happen.
this was definitely a novel where I feel the couple could have very well been switches or where the MC could have been gong, but that’s something I almost never see so it’s whatever.

as far as translations go, the first chapters before flying lines were great, and the first bit on flying lines was okay. Then it swapped translators and the translation was still alright, but tenses change... more>> multiple times in one sentence and they kept using only parts of people’s names—not sure if they were trying to make it shorter or if they didn’t want to add the honorifics I’m sure were in the raws. But I have definitely read worse translations, and this is still completely free on Flying Lines, so it’s whatever. The chapters are cut into multiple parts, but so do many many other translators, so that’s fine—plus I just got done reading a novel where the actual chapters were sometimes less than 1k and never more than 2, so this was better than that! <<less
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Old_Cat
Old_Cat rated it
May 28, 2021
Status: --
I actually stumbled upon this in the past and it's a good story, however now that I saw the English Translation to reread it better, it became weird. It's not weird bcs of the story, but bcs of the quality of translations. The chapters were cut which is understandable bcs some chapters are rlly long but it leads to some parts looking dragged out. It also affect the relationship quality of MC and ML and looked like they didn't developed well. Give this story a chance and you'll like it...
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JustDM
JustDM
May 20, 2021
Status: Completed
I really enjoyed this story. For me the romance was slow (at the beginning) and sweet. Though I have to admit that the family drama felt a bit dragged on and yeah it didnt have much of a plot (well, you know, an elaborate one).

Maybe MC doesn't come as a 30 year old man but I really liked his childish banter with ML because it shows ML feels comfortable with MC (something he hasn't had, except for one other friend) and MC enjoys it too.

Also, they don't always were cliche... more>> in their interactions, like MC being the one paying for the house and ML being the one who cooks (even though MC knows, not expert-level but decent). Yes, wished it could be more present but for me it made them stand up.

Basically, this is a light story because its rather basic plot wise but its a fun and entertaining reading. I get it if you dont like it but if you are just looking for something light, I would suggest this one. <<less
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YouToon
YouToon rated it
May 8, 2021
Status: Completed
This is an entertaining rebirth adventure. Our MC literally has no idea why he was reborn or what his purpose should be. He was already living a satisfying happy life. He has no reason to make any waves and figures he’ll just start living the life that he already liked sooner.

Enter our ML. Our guarded, childish puppy dog of an ML. He’s fairly annoying at first. But thats all he is. Annoying. He doesnt cross any serious moral lines. And he grows into a partner the MC truly loves.

The world... more>> building is acceptable. Alot of the secondary characters are written to have personalities outside of their usefulness to the plot. The villain’s are pretty standard cnovel drivel with some some brains thrown in for spice. Their hostility to the ML is
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ridiculous and obsessive. And scary. And persistent. And mu*derous.

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I highly recommend if you want to read a fun and entertaining rebirth mu*der mystery told at the pace of a slice of life “lets just enjoy life and fall in love” novel. :) <<less
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Gaesushi
Gaesushi rated it
January 10, 2021
Status: Completed
It's pure fluff and no snu snu.

He Bai is a sassy character that knows how to punch people with his words. He's mature and a kind person. He knows his boundaries and he's not like other reborn character who will ab*se their knowledge about rebirth. He's the character that I've been longing for.

As for the ML, Di Qiuhe. You'll see his progress in the novel. You might hate him at first, but I didn't. Just think about his character profile and analyze it. Don't put fingers on him and say... more>> he's a tr*sh. Observe his character and you'll love him as much as I do.

They made each other complete. Gave warmth and love onto eaxh other. Please beware of the dog foods here and there as you dig down in the story.

Please give this novel time and chance. <<less
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