The Immortal Me Must Pretend to Be a Vampire

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Fang Cheng had his head chopped off.

His heart was pierced.

His mouth was stuffed with garlic.

He was dragged into the sunlight and burned.

He was torn to pieces by his furious enemies.

Fang Cheng revived and opened his arms to his enemies, saying, “I must confess, I’m not a vampire!”

Everyone roared, “I don’t believe you!”

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不死的我只好假扮血族
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cpzombie
New cpzombie rated it
August 8, 2025
Status: Completed
Torn between 3 and 4 tbh... it's definitely good and I recommend reading it, but there are some pretty big problems that the author even acknowledges after the ending.

The beginning is great, easy 5/5. MC gets bitten by a vampire and has a system that allows him to revive, so he's misunderstood as a vampire. He's also the fun type of shameless MC, going around harassing and building strength / his harem.

Unfortunately, the harem is the biggest problem imo... MC is basically just talk, remaining a virg*n for hundreds of... more>> chapters. His harem is almost entirely celibate until the last few chapters! Harems and monogamy can both be good, but he's basically a JP protagonist at points! He also has terrible taste and dislikes anyone who isn't a dairy cow.

Aside from that though, it's fun. If you're in the mood for a shameless ability-stealing power fantasy, can't go wrong with this. <<less
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Lovise
New Lovise rated it
July 22, 2025
Status: --
Why the low votes? This novel is actually funny. It’s like the author is a westerner writing a Japanese inspired novel. The only thing missing so far is Korean flavoring.

That said, there are a lot of westerns quirks here and there that make the MC funny.

Lots of jokes... But as you’ve known, the west are full of lefties. I can definitely see them getting offended by the jokes made by this novel.

I guess people not getting the references and being offending could tank the novel.
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