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This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.

So different, in fact, that he is considered a female in that world!

Cheng Nuo: What? Why did you say that I’m female?

Author: You only have one Tintin. The males of this world have two Tintins.

Cheng Nuo: No way! My hands are itchy… I want to cut one off!

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穿越异界之冒险记
绝不嫁有两个丁丁的男人
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12/18/21 lee’s questionable... c73
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Kaeki
Kaeki rated it
August 13, 2022
Status: c30
I'm sorry, I'm sure I'll receive quite a lot of hate for saying this... But...

Ain't this protagonist child g*ooming???

I know the author had no intention of writing about a child groomer, but I really can't look at it any other way.

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Kissing a child on the forehead...?? I know that's normal-ish (but not really since it's literally some strange child he got to know), but!! Getting tender feelings while doing it??? Bathing a TEN YEAR OLD child that can clearly do it himself? Staring at a child's... Thing!

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I get that the protagonist is written to be just acting like a big brother to the children, but still... It's honestly disturbing. And doing this to multiple children??

It's a weird harem yaoi novel, that's for sure. Maybe it's just me thinking too much into this, but it's disturbing... At least for me.

I think this novel is testing the limits of how far an author can go while writing about minor and semi-adult/adult relationships.

In my opinion, its not teaching good things to many readers out there.

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I mean, come on. Normal people wouldn't do things the protagonist does to the children. No matter how close of a sibling relationship.

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It's like the author deliberately wants to create s*xual tension, but awkwardly remembers that the male leads are still children, so resorts to disguise it in a cutesy way.

I mean, I may be too judgemental, and too sensitive about this physical contact stuff, but still.

This is getting too normalized. I've seen a lot of novels written just like this one. Is it okay? Is it just me thinking this? People need to realise this is not normal...

There were also no direct talk about the age of the protagonist, which makes me even more uncomfortable. I have not read very much of this, so I may have missed some mentions of the story, but I'm convinced that even if I did, I still wouldn't continue.

Thank you for reading my review, no need to take it too seriously- this is just for my own venting, to get rid of that uncomfortable feeling after reading what may be the most uncomfortable read. <<less
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Tiga
Tiga rated it
January 2, 2022
Status: c55
A serious let down. MC is childish and naive, to the point of being irritating. There's no feeling of being able to relate to his feelings (or any other characters for that matter) because they have no tangible reality base.

Story jumps from place to place and people to people. Author keeps introducing either new characters/villains or bringing the old ones back without tying any of the arcs to the end. That's not really a fun read.

I bailed out at chapter 55 because I just couldn't keep reading no matter how... more>> hard I tried. People always have their own different tastes though so hopefully someone will find it a good read. :) Happy New Year 2022! <<less
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ijustwantaloverformyself
ijustwantaloverformyself rated it
April 30, 2021
Status: c45
why is it harem, why is it harem?! Wuuhhuu

Liu Guang loves the MC so much and they would be such a nice couple. Liu Guang was also always so protective and anxious that the MC would become the wife of someone else and in the end it happened. Poor Liu Guang : (

It is not like I do not like Bai Rui, but yeah I have my bias and I like Liu Guang more.

But yeah, I liked the story in general and my rating is: 4.3
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Fujaiya Sumyoshi
Fujaiya Sumyoshi rated it
March 16, 2025
Status: Completed
Made multiple attempts at finishing this novel over years, sometimes stopping when Cheng Nuo got kidnapped by Li Yue, or sometimes during the cultivation era. I can say that this novel is not for weak hearted people. I guess I developed tolerance for gore and SA over years to have finally reached the level where I could finish this novel.

The MLs are both tsundere to boot, MC is cinnamon bun, softy to everyone. I like how he keeps beating himself when he finds that he love both the ML, and... more>> he calls himself all sorts of name. Though the whole age thingy (both ML being less than 15 years) was like a thorn stabbing my conscience, I understood it was the world setting, here children become adult at 15. So, there's no use crying over this point, and enjoy the ride.

I love how the MLs are sworn enemy and then later are good comrades for the sake of MC. Bai Rui has found warmth in Cheng Nuo, and so did Li Guang. The smut is after chapter 50, so the beginning is full of plot development.

I love love love the children. I really wish there was more chapter with them in it. But I'll take whatever is offered.

All in all, it's a good read. <<less
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CrescentLuna
CrescentLuna rated it
July 7, 2022
Status: Completed
I think it was better than ABO. I dont like ABO/inters*x mc/uke not my cup of tea Because it feels like im reading female lead story n not male lead story so absurd. But for mpreg (not ABO becuz I think like them not human at all likes animals, better make story between beast in heat full of pheromone) I can be considered depend on plot.

My point of 3 main characters

MC ... more>>
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I dont have any hate or like about him just so so. He way too weak. Because its about 3P so normal for MC fall for 2 seme.

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ml1
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for the first volume im ok with him. Just he is too s*upid n childish to me. His s*upidist and childish thing brougth till he 17 old at he is so f*cking annoying with his whimper and vinegar about ml2. Not just that, I never like all s*x scene between him and MC I feels like tortured n feels like he is mating with animals not with human keep tossing and tossing around not thinking after effect of MC if keep tossing like dog in heat. If MC reject to have s*x with him, he will take advantage MC weakness while begging. What MC is? Place for venting ur beast lust? After r*ped MC with 2 dicks. He can't wait to wait a long time before having s*x with MC. He r*ped MC but there was no deep guilt, even the guilt only for a moment. After MC forgive him suddenly lust, he really has no feelings at all.

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ml2
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I like him more becuz of his maturity, cool side, brilliant n not selfish like ml1. He always thinking what is good for MC. Actually he was jelous how MC treat ml1 but he always gulp down his selfishness n kept thinking what the best for MC without hurting MC feeling. He is gentle n I think he was an ideal husband. Not too forcefull in s*x n I love all s*x scene between them because he always considering mc's feeling before him.

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For An An (their first child)
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child from MC n ml1. After I know it was child between them I think I hate that child immidiately since in the womb. Becuz I hate the father ofkos I hate the child too. I hope their first child from ml2. Suddenly I love this child after he growth up n closest with ml2. It make me love this child.

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Everything relate with ml1 I hate include his child. Becuz An An closest to ml2 love him n respected him more than his own father make me love him completely. <<less
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Somefoolishgirl
Somefoolishgirl rated it
November 18, 2021
Status: c56
I really like this story so far. Thank you for picking this up! I can't wait to see what happens.

Update: decided to drop this one
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Severe
Severe rated it
August 8, 2021
Status: Completed
A typical Mary Sue story with harem.

It was an okay reading, although I would split this novel into two parts - first 70 chapters are "hero saves the beauty" every single time, and the second part is pure nonexplicit smut, almost till the end. So.... guess the reader should forget that they are still children?....

Mpreg thing is a minus for me, I am not in this kind of development.

The story... ugh - really - Mary Sueish white lotus MC got trapped every single moment. The scenes have no background... more>> plot, they exist just for the sake of rescue. So, my conclusion - there is almost no plot in the entire novel. <<less
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FetchTrek
FetchTrek
November 22, 2020
Status: c54 part2
It's great! There are no s*xual bits until they are at least 14-15 ish. And that's really just mild stuff like makeout and handjob etc. Main man finds himself in a new world, younger than he was, and a female?! Or at least this worlds equivalent. Men have two *wink wink* and females only have one. Strange, I know. And the MC is definitely feeling the weird factor. ML1 assault MC, mostly trying to rob him, but when he takes off his pants to make sure he doesn't miss anything,... more>> he finds out he's a female!
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ML1 decides MC will be his wife when they grow up, so he tries to take care of him.

ML2

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introducing ML2 very Sesshomaru looking child. MC is the only one that goes out of his way to help him, melting his heart to him.

What happens next? Who do they face? Read to find out!

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Kayachoumin
Kayachoumin rated it
August 29, 2020
Status: c52.2
Guys this story is so cute. I decided to give a try the description of the novel is really interesting and I assure you that the novel it's is. It's funny too I want to end it then give a really review but this far I read I really love this novel.
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Lucaroo
Lucaroo rated it
November 11, 2019
Status: c48
I started reading this as a joke but.... I actually really like it LMAO the main three are so cute and I’m excited to see how this 3p works out?? I like that Cheng Nuo decides (as of ch48) to try to go along with his new worlds deal and give Liu Guang a chance :’) I thought this was gonna be a weird ppp book but it seems like there was quite a bit of thought put into the world building. I can’t wait to read this as it... more>> updates （╹◡╹） <<less
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PurpleMousse
PurpleMousse rated it
June 28, 2018
Status: v1c12
The MC is really likeable and the ML is very cute. The MC also isn't really op and gets everything his way. And the 2 mains are growing right now so it's all just cuteness everywhere
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Ami273
Ami273 rated it
August 25, 2024
Status: c60
Ugh, I hate this so much!

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When Cheng Nuo first met Liu Guang, I really liked the interaction between the two of them. But ever since the second male lead, Bai Rui, appeared, I started to dislike this story. The author is not skilled at writing 3P. You can see it in how CN interacts more with BR than with LG. But I kept reading until CN and LG finally started dating. However, when I reached chapter 60, I decided to drop this story. CN said that he had sweet feelings for the first time when he thought about BR, even though at that time, he was already dating LG!? So, does that mean he never really loved LG? It seems like he was only dating LG out of curiosity. I really hate CN!!! The author doesn’t know how to properly write a 3P relationship! This story would have been much better if it had been a 1v1 relationship. The 3P here feels forced and unnatural. This really wasted my time!!

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klarinha123
klarinha123 rated it
May 19, 2024
Status: Completed
I really liked that it's trisal, the MC has a relationship with both Liu Guang and Bai Rui. Right from the beginning it becomes clear that Cheng Nuo likes them and we readers hope that the three of them end up together. I loved this, because I know that polyamorous relationships aren't common in novels, in fact this is the first one I've read, and I really wish there were more.

Note: Liu Guang and Bai Rui do not have a relationship with each other, they both only like Cheng Nuo.

I... more>> said that right from the start, because anyone who doesn't like that can leave now.

There are also s*x scenes, which I was surprised at first, since there are a lot of details in them. Initially I really liked it, but then I thought there was too much, because for me there are too many chapters just like that, not advancing much in the story and making reading tiring.

Furthermore, I didn't like that the MC was kidnapped many times, it seemed like I couldn't leave the MC alone for a minute as something was already happening to him. Cheng Nuo himself is aware that he is very weak compared to the MLs, so he wants to get stronger, but it seems that the author didn't want to, as it didn't seem to me that Cheng Nuo's character had much development. Of course, he had a big advance when we compared the beginning and the end, but in the end he was always kidnapped and the MLs had to save him.

I liked that both Bai Rui and Liu Guang had good development and mostly because of the love they feel for Cheng Nuo.

I liked the ending that the three of them had together, very happy.

Overall, I liked it, I just don't think it was well written, because in addition to the points I mentioned above, there were also some characters that were introduced into the story and we don't know what happened to them in the end.

Spoiler

Like Bai Mu and An Chen, they got together? Probably so, but it has not been commented on. Bai Zhi at one point also never appeared in the story again. He must have other characters like this, but I don't remember at the moment.

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From chapter 110 onwards there is an extra about the character Li Yue, I confess I haven't read it.

Novel Rating: 6/10

This was translated using Google Translate, I apologize for any errors. <<less
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Babytigger752
Babytigger752 rated it
April 4, 2023
Status: Completed
The main character was annoying always needed to be saved, he might as well not even cultivated seemed really useless for him and he was wishy washy about who he really wanted to be with. He should have just continued to turn first guy down because you could tell he was more into the second guy which made his character even more unlikable since he basically just leading guy on. Second male lead was also unlikable his feels didn't even seem to be based on anything.
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Golex9000K
Golex9000K rated it
January 24, 2023
Status: c44
Many times MC got into trouble he thought like he's in the old world, I wish he could be more vigilant.

The only way to know if someone is a female is that, she is dressed like one and have long hair... oh boi.

I can't even imagine how to like the opposite gender if I can only go after hair and cloth.

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This maybe the most useless MC I have ever read so far. He falls into danger in every event and got saved my ML everytime.

*My own note*

Stopped at ch. 60 the translation change and quality lower. <<less
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trash_generalist
trash_generalist rated it
September 29, 2022
Status: c93
I thought that the beginning of this novel was actually quite good! The characters had complexity and the setting was really interesting (ridiculous double pen*ses aside). The 3P was handled poorly though, and it kind of ruined the atmosphere and overall plot progression T.T As a result, I ended up not finishing the novel! But, still!!! I think I'll remember the first arc for a long time!

The main premise of this novel is transmigration into an alternate world. Here, there are no females or males (at least, not as we... more>> know it.) There are males who have two pen*ses. And "females" who can give birth who have only one pen*s. Yeah, that part doesn't make much sense, but I found the rest interesting. This world can be considered a fantasy world. Not necessarily your usual cultivation one, but there are similarities. To put it simply, it's a world that's ruled by the strong. Pretty chaotic, especially since certain people, with special abilities and bloodlines, are able to rule over others quite easily. The three main characters all appear as children at first. They lived in the lowest of the low — the slums of this universe.

The MC transmigrates and realizes that he's considered a female in this world. He meets ML1 (red hair) early, who discovers his gender, and ends up becoming his future wife-to-be. Not long after, he's also introduced to ML2 (white hair), who is a little more distant towards him, but undeniably fascinates the MC more from the very beginning. The romantic development between the the starts off sweet, but poor handling makes the 3P rather awkward and unhealthy (I consider it unhealthy since both MLs are constantly feeling hurt and the MC constantly feeling guilty.)

I don't recommend reading this if you don't like infidelity in novels! But, if you're curious about the setting I described, then I think it might be worth a try? The TLs so far are good, and the MTL is at least 65-70% readable. So there's no reason not to!

EXTRA NOTE: This novel does have a couple of smut scenes (more so after the first 70 chapters.) They're not super graphic, but the characters still do the do on screen (and such scenes take up one or two chapters, so yeah!) By the way... the MLs are both younger than the MC. They're both considered adults (15 in their world) by the time they do anything serious, the two are quite mature (both mentally and physically! by that time, but some may have an issue with that! Especially because of the MC's Unknowing-Mary-Sue-g*ooming of both of them from the age of ten.

CHARACTERS: 7/10

I want to give this a failing rating just for the MC, but there's no denying that the author appropriately set up everyone's personalities properly to create the mess. I dislike the handling of the 3P, but the foundations are there and it makes sense why the characters do what they do, even if it's s*upid and kind of disgusting.

Cheng Nuo (MC)

Straight guy transmigrated and turned into a "female". He doesn't take things seriously and this ends up messing everything up. From the very beginning, because of his mental age, he saw the two MLs as children to take care of. His White Lotus/Mary Sue personality also makes him the type that would shyly cheat on someone even though he knows that it's wrong just because he can't say no to others. In short, he's a very annoying and scummy person that wears the cloak of someone innocent and kind. It was okay at first, but the further you go, the more annoying he becomes.

Liu Guang (ML1)

Bright and wolfish kind of person. Doggy-like personality. He attaches himself early to the MC because his beliefs has instilled upon him the importance of having a wife to grow up and have children with. He's extremely loyal, and very loving. Unfortunately, the MC treats him as a younger brother. (In my opinion, he was written as the perfect supporting male lead — at least, his role is usually reserved as such. Would have been better tbh. MC doesnt deserve this baby T.T)

Bai Rui (ML2)

Stoic type of ML. (His personality is definitely more aligned with your typical ML role — down to the part where the MC is inexplicably attracted to him despite having a loyal, and loving person right there beside him). He doesn't have much of a personality when not with the MC and fhe ML1. Towards the MC, he's soft and doting. Towards ML1, he's abrupt and cold but not necessarily antagonistic.

ROMANCE: 3/10

The romance is a fail! I'm glad that—in the last couple of chapters I read—the 3p was finally being worked out. But even so, the initial development left some dark, psychological shadows that felt very slimy and disgusting. Not romantic at all! Especially because a lot of depends on the MC's obvious Mary Sue effect...

SETTING: 7/10

The world setting is interesting, and largely why I kept reading this novel. I think it deserves coming back to.

PLOT: 6/10

Theres probably some bigger plot waiting in the later chapters, but the MTL and the MC annoyed me enough that I decided to drop out early, so I can't say for sure! All I know is that the first arc was quite good. The constant running into trouble was very annoying though. There was always some rando coming in to make a mess.

PERSONAL ENJOYMENT: 6.5/10

For the sake of the first arc, which I found charming. I rated this quite high. I quite liked ML1 as well. And the setting cannot be forgotten, so yeah. Even if the MC was annoying, when he was not being a White Lotus about blatantly cheating (like seriously cheating, I'm not kidding), he was not bad.

RATING: 2.95/5

Ahhhh this count have been so much better without the 3P T.T though probably not too much better. But it could have reached 3-3.5 stars. But oh well, despite how negative this review has been, I don't regret reading the novel and trying out this strange world. Wish the author had gone into detail about the setting rather than anything else tbh. Would have been worth even the annoying MC. <<less
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imcalesimper
imcalesimper rated it
August 9, 2022
Status: Completed
Besides all the trails, informations that every reviews above mentioned, I personally think our MC was extremely unlucky lol.

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He got kick in a weird a** world and the male has 2 chinchin, the rule of this world simply crude and harsh for a person who had lived 19 years in a normalized and peaceful society. So his strength isn't OP like many readers wanted him to be, and that's completely fine by me, his character development and *cough* bending his straightness *cough* quite interesting to watch.

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Endgame 3P. Which is a blessing for me cuz I'm here for the harem~ ML1 and ML2 are both cute, they're fire and icy literally when it comes to MC lol.

•ML1 Liu Guang: this one gives me the vibe of a gangsta husband who crude with the world but soft with his loved one. His care and actions give me diabetes fr fr

•ML2 Bai Rui: his screen time was not as much as Liu Guang but I love everytime author wrote bits and pieces of his thought. Icy from the start but then he acted like first time in love highschool girl with blushes, I thought 'Ah my boy has grown up'.

Edit: ML (?) Li Yue: he is the minor villain in the few arcs. His characteristics are quite unique, a child with pitiful past and that's why he was so poisoned and crazy, I mean he was FORCED to become 'female' and that's messed up man... In later chapters, we will see his meeting with out MC in parallel world.

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Although dog blood appeared and ah sh*t here we go again, I love to read our MC's inner thoughts lol, funny to see him mad and cursed lol. <<less
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Maich
Maich rated it
March 9, 2022
Status: c58
I've read people's rewies saying that they see Chen Nuo (MC) as a woman.

He says than the first moment that he's a man. You can see in the novel how the main ML has to understand it. MC can be considered a trans man for his attitude and he describes himself more or less with the description of being trans.

So I think the best of this novel is saying how the ML has to accept that his wife is a husband, that it's ok if MC is with more males... more>> because he's also a male, not calling cheng nuo female, etc.

So cute how the author more or less put a trans character without saying it. I don't know if they did it on purpose but I prefer like this way, when they don't focus on that their character is trans and they just say that.

In this novel the MC is weaker than his two ML in fights, but he's not useless in defending himself. It's normal that the two ML are stronger, they grew up like this all his life and Chen Nuo was in a comodate situacion in the Earth since he's twenty!

The novel isn't smut, it's a xianxia slice of life. In the future chapters you can also see cultivation. There's also rencounters with some villains, old friends, etc, I'm sure they'll surprise you. <<less
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crayoni
crayoni
December 3, 2018
Status: c29
So far in I really enjoy this novel! It balances the right amount of cuteness with the story so it just becomes fantastic!

When I first saw this novel a few months ago I was actually a bit put off with the name and description, you know.. A male having two 'tintins'? And didn't read it, but I'm happy that I did because it's actually a good story!
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Alta
Alta rated it
November 20, 2018
Status: c27
The premise seems so cracked and sounds like a title for shallow smut but this is surprisingly well executed!

I appreciate the world-building the most. With every scene, you really feel like there's a whole other built society within the story and you're being led by a well thought-out plot. It's even clever in that it allows the readers to feel out the world along with the MC so you can really share the bewilderment and wonder of the experience.

Looking forward to reading more!
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