Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

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This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.

So different, in fact, that he is considered a female in that world!

Cheng Nuo: What? Why did you say that I’m female?

Author: You only have one Tintin. The males of this world have two Tintins.

Cheng Nuo: No way! My hands are itchy… I want to cut one off!

Associated Names
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穿越异界之冒险记
绝不嫁有两个丁丁的男人
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06/06/25 RainDropatNight c83
06/06/25 RainDropatNight c82
03/03/23 lee’s questionable... c81
03/01/23 lee’s questionable... c80
02/27/23 lee’s questionable... c79
02/25/22 lee’s questionable... c78 part2
01/25/22 lee’s questionable... c78 part1
01/19/22 lee’s questionable... c77
12/26/21 lee’s questionable... c76
12/26/21 lee’s questionable... c75
12/20/21 lee’s questionable... c74
12/18/21 lee’s questionable... c73
12/14/21 lee’s questionable... c72
12/12/21 lee’s questionable... c71
12/12/21 lee’s questionable... c70
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Chibidere
Chibidere rated it
July 19, 2018
Status: c14
So cute! I wish there were more chapters!

Title is self-explanatory, but the all the characters are interesting and the interactions are very funny. Another great danmei/yaoi read.
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daiiii
daiiii rated it
June 24, 2025
Status: c61
This isn't the type of harem I like. I should be more objective? maybe. but this future "3P" relationship doesn't look healthy so yeah I'm gonna unburden here.

There are two ML, BR and LG, and eventhough it seems MC accepts LG as his bf first... He just do it to make LG happy! He started making an effort of taking LG as his bf, a cute trama for now but the twisted here IS THAT HE CLEARLY HAS STRONGS FEELINGS FOR BR, like, AFTER MC STARTED A RELATIONSHIP W LG... more>> as if he realized that bcs he was able of accepting a men's love, then why not another? Just to be clear, MC didn't think that but his heart had, bcs before his relationship w LG, MC really care about BR but just after his relationship, MC started blushing at him all time. This is just... :/

In this world bcs there are a few female, they can be with multiple men but MC doesn't know this. Yet he is able of keeping liking on LG, bcs he doesn't want to hurt him, and BR, bcs they did since day one!

UGHHHHNNCMCMD I love harems more if they are spicy, but just when each of them accepts the other bcs they wanted it! not like is happening with LG, living w the hope of being MC's most beloved (well, sadly no!! and MC knowledged that). fckkk and it seems that things in the future are going to be full of BR and MC, why they MUST be together even if LG hate the idea... I feel so sorry for him.

I'm hating MC so bad rn lol. And probably dropped this forever. <<less
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bllover.123456789
bllover.123456789 rated it
February 11, 2024
Status: c33
This story is interesting but I feel like MC gets badly injured in every f*cking chapter. It's pissing me off. Also I feel like it would be better for him to dress up as a "female" because he wouldn't have to get hurt all the time. From what I've read there is no discrimination or anything against "females" and they are also allowed to join sects, only downside is I guess they have many pursuers. Idk if it was me I'd dress as a female but that might be because... more>> I'm a woman. <<less
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ansusta
ansusta rated it
July 5, 2023
Status: c60
Gotta say his is an interesting one imma go ahead and rate in from different angles

First

Interesting concept and plot writing, it always keeps going, like yu don't experience a sudden stop where nothing is happening so far

... more>> Second the character writing

imma have to say it wasn't that good, too many narrow minded peoples but well that's something common in the xianxia world so I can't really complain

Mc's writing wasn't that bad honestly, he had unique characteristics making him his own person, yk, a personality with likes and dislikes both mls also had distinguished characters although a little too attached to mc

Third the relationships

Starting by the main cp I have to point out the wasted potential of a perfect 3p, you see since the start Liu Guang and bai dude had such nice potential of enemies to lovers, making a perfect 3p where they both like MC, MC likes both and they like each other, they even got the chemistry and vibes, elegant classy swords man and messy beast like fighter, I even thought that they were the end game on the first few chapters, like, I thought first that MC would end up with bai dude and luo would become a brother to him since author clearly favored bai dude but then the mls appeared together and I thought that damn maybe the author is trying a unique twist where luo and bai would end up together and MC just support them but it never happened, so instead of a 3p but more of a harem and let's say kinda of a love triangle and well I'm ok with a harem if the members are ok with it which is not the situation here, since the start Liu Guang refused to share him and MC got in a relationship with him first, he wholeheartedly accepted to be with him as a lover and not a friend but he was still seeing bai dude which makes it looks like cheng dude cheated on luo guang and he just didn't have any other choice but to accept it, it's definitely wrong and made me feel soooo bad for Liu Guang I even memorized his name, especially since he clearly favors bai dude and treats him (liu guang) like a brother most of the time, it made me question if he really liked him or just went with the flow or he just pitied he always gets these "sweet feeling for the first time" when he's with bai dude only, also I don't really like their forced relationship, I but since MC chose to be in it he should atleast be committed, look, ik this is a 3p and that's the whole point of it but I would rather prefer if he started dating them at the same time and they both agreed to it rather than promising Liu Guang to love only him and then cheat on him

I found this comment by hiraya that basically summarises my feelings

"I feel like Cheng Nuo is treating Liu Gang as the arranged marriage partner that he cares for and loves with a sense of duty. There’s attraction but very grounded in the feeling of belonging.

While Bai Rui to him is the spontaneous youthful romance that feels mysterious, confusing, and thrilling all at the same time. Like the zing of a crush or first love.

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Now, like most romance cn I've read so far there's no relationship outside of the main cp, yeah I noticed this in most romance works that I've read they treat their freinds and family like air, unless needed to deepen their love for eachother and if there's another relationship development then it's a side couple, like duh ik it's romance so it should focus on Romance but still hoped they had decent relationships with their friends and family and treated them like people and not just characters

Well of course there are some nice wholesome scenes there and spice by the end if that's why you're here

So overall it's not that bad but not that good <<less
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tyylee53
tyylee53
December 30, 2022
Status: v3c18
Cheng Nuo should've just ended up with Bai Rui instead of allowing himself to be literally r*ped by Lou Guang because he felt bad for not being able to see him for 2 years. Liu Guang's actions have really disappointed me. I wouldn't have expected such ludicrously from him.

the start reviewing thing isn't working but this is a 3/5
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Eueu
Eueu rated it
November 22, 2022
Status: c91
Author obviously had some struggle with writing 3p. It's a bit messy because MC basically cheated on one of the MLs and it's the reason why it became 3p instead of 1v1. Still enjoyable read tho. I liked the other work of the author and the MC has a bit of a similar character design: average in strength, average in intelligence, very biased towards the ML, caring, likeable. I know others may not like him and this novel very much but despite its weakness, I still enjoyed reading and even... more>> went through mtl. <<less
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HitchHiker
HitchHiker rated it
August 11, 2022
Status: c78 part2
This story is a fun read. The best one from this writer. The dialogues are funny and the MC is quite likeable. I like that the MC tries his best not to harm anyone and cares about the life and health of mob characters as well. I saw a comment about Bai Rui being selfish and sly and wanted to clarify that that's not the case at all.

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Spoiler

Bai Rui always puts Cheng Nuo's wants and needs ahead of his own and repeatedly puts himself in danger to protect Cheng Nuo. When Bai Mu kidnaps CN and takes him to Snow City, BR literally lets himself get struck to the place he left eight years before - agreeing to become the next city lord and marrying the person his father chose just so that CN can leave and go back to LG. When they were struck in the sealed land, Tao Mo always maintained to CN that he doesn't know the way out. In 6 months, CN never managed to even get him to acknowledge that he knows the way out and probably wouldn't for another 6 months if BR did nothing. BR gets the information of how to get out of the place from Tao Mo after trying for 6 months. He does that even though he doesn't really want to leave and he could keep CN there longer by just not doing anything. He tells CN about it within a few days of finding out even though there's a chance CN would leave him once they get out and the path back is very risky - the chances of getting out alive only about 50% between the ice snakes and magma. If anything, he is way too selfless and undemanding and that helps him a ton because CN always tries to ensure he does not lose out just because he doesn't ask for anything.

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Likalily
Likalily rated it
September 1, 2020
Status: Completed
The beginning of the chapter is still very good but getting closer to the end of the story it becomes normal and in fact it is better to go straight to smut than having cultivation but only passing through. Honestly I don't like the writer, he made Cheng Nuo hated by the readers because he is more like a girl. It should be emphasized and he is also older so he should be able to make wise decisions instead of hesitating. And I don't like writers who side with seme... more>> because whatever seme does will be justified.

There are still many strange things, why did the MC get pregnant? I know that in this world that has one tintin is a woman but the MC from the earth shouldn't be able to get pregnant or at least be given an explanation of how she got pregnant. And how did she give birth? I read it via mtl and it didn't mention how she gave birth even though she was clearly male unless she was inter**x. And many more things that are not explained.

Actually their love was not based but both ML and Li Yue still had reasons to like Cheng Nuo but why did Cheng Nuo like both ML? I prefer the parallel part of the world because the plot is few and straightforward, the smuts are not disguised. Li Yue's time was very sad. <<less
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Amuseing4me
Amuseing4me rated it
February 9, 2020
Status: c36
Im loving it so far! The pacing is good and the characters are interesting. I'm not sure which team I'm on but looking forward to how it unfolds. I saw there was a pregnancy tag and want to see the babies!!
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SaintlyKindTolerantElder
SaintlyKindTolerantElder rated it
December 20, 2018
Status: c31
Pretty good novel, the characters are well written, and in my opinion the action flows smoothly and the dialogue is detailed enough to not bore the readers, but still make them receive information.

The yaoi thing is a bit... weird, but thankfully I am open minded enough about these sort of things to not really care. Thank god this novel doesn't have underage s*x, like a certain sh*t yuri novel, but it still has some weird parts that happens when the protagonist is still underaged.

I like it.
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Evellyn
Evellyn
August 19, 2022
Status: c1
An interesting story with a good plot and an amazing love story.

Don't worrry about the fact that the MC and ML (s) are first children, there is nothing s*xual until they grow.

I really recommend it.
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WordEater
WordEater
June 29, 2022
Status: c49
Spoiler

I haven't finished it yet but I feel like Chen Nuo's role in this story is a bit bland. Like I get it, he's the main character who transmigrated to such a strange world but like, why is he always the one needing to be saved??? So yes his element is more on defensive and healing but couldn't he train his physical strength or endurance? I mean even a physique of a ten year old there could be trained to take down adult men without any cultivation so for sure if he tried, he could have gotten stronger like Liu Guang in his adolescence. So much for feeling sorry that Bai Rui and Liu Guang had to be injured most of the time.

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Also, I am feeling a bit sorry for Liu Guang. It seems like Chen Nuo's more interested in Bai Rui based on how his internal narrative becomes more hyper. Haha, more than the ML, Liu Guang seems more like that 2nd ML aka Supporting Male Lead.

Maybe I would continue this in the future and see if this would change my thoughts but for now, I'm off to work on stuff.
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gingko.biloba
gingko.biloba rated it
July 6, 2021
Status: Completed
Its a pretty good story at first though the settings is a little bit weird to me. The interaction of the characters are cute the flow of the story is okay but going to the end makes me bored or pretty much predictable.

The extra chapters are better than the main story. It would be nice to have a sequel for CN and LY

Spoiler

In my personal opinion, I prefer the extra chapters haha.


Since the all MC's traits are expressed fully to Li Yue rather than being active to Liu Guang or being passive to Bai Rui. And besides Li Yue can be black bellied like Bai Rui and be clingy like Liu Guang.
Honestly I kinda pity Liu Guang since from the start I feel that the MC had good feelings for Bai Rui though the MC told promise that he would marry him and he like him, I think his like for him stems from the responsibility (since MC treats him as a brother). I feel that MC disregards Liu Guang feelings in the aspect where he already knows that he doesn't like Bai Rui and he doesn't like him to interact with Bai Rui because he thinks that's only a children squabble. If Liu Guang is more vocal then he wouldn't suffer sharing with others.
As for Bai Rui, I commend him for using his brain well haha successfully seducing MC. He knows when to execute his plans very well. He already knows that MC is already promised to marry someone else but he still approach him (he knows that the MC had good impressions for him) and make things complicated.
Overall, MLs know MC is softhearted so they take advantage of it so what hahaha they all living happily and it's a happy ending for them (i think, since they all leared to compromised at the end)

As for Li Yue, well if you can be honest to him then you will be free of burdens anyways as long as you're happy then that's good. Congratulations for reaching your goal.

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yunkitte
yunkitte rated it
March 6, 2021
Status: c55 part2
i really enjoy their interactions, are so funny, cute and when they grow up you can feel the s*xual tension
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Cole
Cole rated it
January 30, 2021
Status: Completed
well, I didn't expect to like the extras better than the main story.

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Spoiler

I originally thought that the extras would just the life of the CN family but I didn't expect it would be a parallel world with LY and CN as the cp (because I didn't browse the table of contents before reading so I didn't have a clue). After reading, I lamented why the extras was so short T__T I didn't have enough, , , , , anw, I think I won't reread the main story in the future, only the extras. If this novel were to be given a spin-off continuing the life of LY and CN then it would be amazing.

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the MC is cute and likeable. Out of the two ML's I like BR more than LG, but including the extras, I like LY more than the two of them.

the main story was decent at best, I was getting bored starting from chapter 80 onwards, I was only continuing to read for the sake of finishing it and be done with it. I wasn't even gonna bother with the extras until I saw the title of the extras and unexpectedly, I liked it more than the main story. (Saying it again cause I really liked the extras :P) <<less
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